A website has been created to determine the most awesome things ever.
The website's maker explains: "The Most Awesomest Thing Ever is scouring the universe for the Most Awesomest Thing. Ever. By endlessly pitting two things against each other, we’ve created a stage set for destruction. You will battle, winners will emerge. Only the strongest shall reach the hallowed halls of the Most Awesomest."
The way it works is, the site presents you with two things, and you vote for whichever of them you feel is more Awesome. The thing you voted for wins, a voice reminds you whether you picked Thing One or Thing 2, and the thing you didn't vote for explodes.
And then it repeats. And repeats.
Pretty awesome.
As of this moment, the Awesomest Thing Ever is the internet. Pretty disappointing, actually.
Here are the latest standings, with the Won-Loss records of each Thing:
1 Internet 10286 - 1687
2 Life 10293 - 1741
3 Oxygen 10144 - 1856
4 Music 9997 - 1952
5 A Nap 10085 - 2032
6 Physical intimacy 9928 - 2116
7 Technology 9935 - 2140
8 Lasers 10028 - 2197
9 Lightsaber (Real) 9917 - 2228
10 Lightning
The Inadequatest Things Evfer, as of right now:
1126 Kevin Federline 1270 - 10579
1125 Sanjaya Malakar 1550 - 10483
1124 Mitt Romney 1613 - 10120
1123 Glitter 1817 - 10251
1122 Robert Pattinson 1816 - 9984
1121 Glenn Beck 1915 - 10058
1120 7th Heaven 56 - 238
1119 The Hills 1920 - 9836
1118 Lance Bass 1935 - 9872
1117 DMV 582 - 2543
HArd to believe that there are actually 6 things worse than Glenn Beck, but the internet doesn't lie. That's why it's the Most Awesomest Thing Ever.
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