Thursday, July 29, 2010

Toys to prepare your child for a lifetime of menial labor

Here's a preview of the rest of your life, kid. Get ready for decades of flipping burgers.

Keep those expectations low enough and you'll never be disappointed, junior!

And while you're perusing the surprisingly funny Cracked website for children's toys, don't forget to give the kids some of the Most Outrageously Unintentionally Perverted Toys ever.

What parent doesn't want to give their child a depressing or disturbing toy? Might as well get them used to real life at an early age, right?

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