Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Great news for drunks!

In heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here.

Heavy drinkers live longer than teetotalers.

And moderate drinkers live the longest of any group.

21 alcoholic drinks per week is moderate drinking, not heavy drinking.

Those are figures.

As Foghorn Leghorn said, you can argue with me, but you can't argue with figures!

1 comment:

  1. HAHA!! Nice post...I'm slamming some drinks as soon as I get to a liquor store so I can reach my "moderate drinker" minimum this week.

    I was researching the series of tubes Senator Ted Stevens when I found this blog. Reading the rest of you posts...