Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Right-Wing Nutjob Quote-O-Matic


The title says it all: The Right-Wing Nutjob Quote-O-Matic.

Press the button to see the insanity, the galling hypocrisy, the bald-faced rewriting of history, the non-sequiturs, the Newspeak, and the utter nonsense spewed by right-wing nutjobs-- NOW without having to turn on Fox News to experience it!

A sample:
''This was a war of Obama's choosing. This is not something the United States has actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in.''
—Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele, rewriting history while speaking at a Connecticut fundraiser about the war in Afghanistan, which President Bush launched following the 9/11 terrorist attacks (July 2, 2010)

Who Would Jesus Curse?
''It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other.''
—Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010

Right wingers HATE terroism! The MUSLIN kind anyway:

''My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.''
—Ann Coulter

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